Alternate Terms for "Cubicle"
(Visit TopFive.com) Originally "The Top 14 Alternate Terms for Cubicle."
20 Not smart enough for an office but we don't want you to look at anyone!
[contributed by Jessica - 10/27/2005 - Thanks!]
19 Human Litterbox (hang a toilet paper holder by the door)...
[contributed by David - 06/13/2002 - Thanks!]
18 Cube farm
16 Door-less Padded cell
15 An Office? Not 'Exactly'
14 Soul-Sucking Pod o' Death
13 Tomb of the Unknown Bureaucrat
11 Headquarters, Jodie Foster Fan Club
10 Peon Palazzo
09 Yuppie Terrarium
08 The SnackFooda Triangle
07 Liberal Arts Majors Entry Point
06 Luxury Manhattan Apartment
05 Picasso's Folly
04 International Porn (or any other topic) Downloading Headquarters
03 Fortress of Servitude
02 Casa de Livin' La Vida Veal
01 Wraparound Turbo Demoralizer 2000
Looking for more
Cubism: A cute video for cube dwellers.
Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
23 power cords, 1 outlet.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
Got more? E-mail me.
Cal Westray, Jamestown OH -- 15,16,17,18 (#15 was inspired by a Hertz commercial)
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John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 1, 4
Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 2
Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 2
Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 3, 9, 12
Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 4, 14
Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 4
Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 4
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 5, 10
Beth Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 6
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 7
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 8, 11
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 10
Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 10
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 13
Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
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And now a poem tribute to Dr. Seuss...
I love my job, I love the pay.
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss; he/she is the best.
I love his/her boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And the paper that piles up every day.
I love my chair in my padded cell.
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file,
I'd love them more if they worked once in a while.
I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm and Uncle Sam.
I love this work; I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again.
I even love these friendly men,
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!
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